$GAZOR TOKENOMICS
(still don’t give a f**k)
Supply
100 Million
Tax
0%
Ownership
Renounced
Liquidity
Burned
How to buy…
Alright, you pathetic humans, listen up! Here’s the extended guide to getting your paws on some $GAZOR:
Create a Wallet: Download Metamask from the app store or Google Play. If you’re chained to your desktop, get the Google Chrome extension. It’s free, so you have no excuses.
Get Some ETH: You need ETH to swap for $GAZOR. Buy it on Metamask, transfer from another wallet, or grab it from an exchange and send it to your wallet. If you can’t figure that out, you’re even dumber than I thought.
Go to Uniswap: Connect your wallet to Uniswap. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, just sign it. Don’t overthink it, Einstein.
Swap for $GAZOR: Trade your ETH for $GAZOR. We have zero taxes, so you don’t need to worry about specific slippage. Even you can’t mess this up.
Now, get moving, or I’ll find you and make you regret your existence even more than you already do!
You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uh, uh guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
I don’t give a fuck! I’m Gazorpazorp-fucking-field, bitch!
Now give me my fucking enchiladas!
Fucks given: 0
Because caring is overrated, just like you.
TG Members: ~420
More than your sad group of friends.
ATH: ~85k
Because nice numbers matter more than real value.
MLN Burned: 1
Elite numbers for an elite coin.
ROADMAP TO 100K MCAP
FURTHER ROADMAP MILESTONES WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT HIGHER MCAP
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